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Prince Andrew Cut Out of Queen's Will & What The King Won't Pay For Now


According to reports, Prince Andrew, the Duke of York, is said to be "bewildered" after being cut off from the over $780 million fortune that his mother, Queen Elizabeth II, has left behind. This may or may not have something to do with the fact that the Queen knew of Prince Andrew's relationship with convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein, i.e. her kid was the biggest pedder ever (allegedly).


Sources close to the royal family have reported that Prince Andrew is shocked and disappointed by the Queen's decision, as he had been relying on the funds to maintain his lavish lifestyle. He is now said to be considering his options and seeking advice from his legal team.


For tax purposes, the Queen left all of her money to King Charles. It's up to him to distribute it to the rest of the royal family... You know, those who haven't been connected to the biggest piece of shit in the history of the planet right behind good ol' Adolf.

The Queen's decision to remove Prince Andrew from her will comes after years of controversy surrounding his friendship with Epstein. The convicted sex offender was found "dead" in his jail cell in August 2019, while awaiting trial for sex trafficking charges.


Since then, Prince Andrew has faced intense scrutiny over his past association with Epstein and allegations of sexual misconduct. The royal has denied any wrongdoing, but his attempts to clear his name have been met with skepticism and criticism, based off of his settlement with Virgina Roberts Guiffre


This is the latest incident where Prince Andrew has been butt hurt over money issues. The Sun, recently reported, that King Charles refused to pay for a live-in spiritual guru with a monthly cost of $38,000.


No word yet on how the stuffed teddy budget has been affected by Prince Andrew's financial issues...

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